A glimpse into my own little world

One of my favorite past times while traveling is reading Skymall magazines on airplanes. The sheer ridiculousness of the products amazes and entertains me. Who wants to read a book or engage in an interesting conversation with a stranger when you can explore the world of next generation of lazer hair therapy, precision footwear, back yard dog agility courses, and lawn aerating shoe attachments. If you want to know what i think is funny... this is it. The following are a few particularly memorable slogans and even a picture or two from the website

"We found beethovern's immortal beloved and now it belongs on your wrist"
"Pizza lovers rejoice: serving slices is easier than ever"
"Give your trailer hitch a sense of humor"

Here is what i am giving everyone i know for Christmas this year:

A Pet Observation Porthole!!!


"I've lost five pounds in three days using
the Hollywood Cookie Diet
Ethan and Adelaide....... your wildest
dreams have come true!


Delicious chewy corners on every piece!
(ok i have to admit that i want this one)



"Serve piping hot mini-doughnuts in less than a minute"
Seriously.... you need and entire machine?