9th Wonder of the World (behind Michael Phelps)

OK..... because of my Monday off from work, I have had to wait an extra day before i could mature a few brilliant ideas into full blown blog posts. So here is my first masterpiece:
Do you ever notice how when you move, your stuff seems to grow exponentially the more you pack? I finally moved out of my house on Saturday and it has been a long and drawn out process. For the last two weeks i have been packing and looking for a storage facility and moving stuff carload by carload to said storage. on Saturday, my friend Jake helped me move my furniture to the storage place. I have come to the conclusion that a slinky is the best metaphor for moving. the more you pull on it the more it expands. it also just so happens that if you attempt to do anything besides push it down some stairs it usually ends up in a big tangly mess. the more you move stuff out, the more stuff there is left to move. its a natural phenomenon. also if you attempt to do anything with your stuff besides push it down some stairs it usually ends up in a big tangly mess......sortof.